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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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