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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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