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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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