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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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