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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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