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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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