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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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