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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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