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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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