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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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