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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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