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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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