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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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