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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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