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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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