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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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