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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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