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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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