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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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