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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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