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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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