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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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