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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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