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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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