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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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