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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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