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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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