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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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