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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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