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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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