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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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