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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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