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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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