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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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