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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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