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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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