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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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