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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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