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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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