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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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