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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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