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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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