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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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