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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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