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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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