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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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