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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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