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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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