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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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