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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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