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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What is a knick-name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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