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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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