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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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