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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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