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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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