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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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