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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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