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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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