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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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