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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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