What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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