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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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