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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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