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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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