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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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