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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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