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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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