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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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