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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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