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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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