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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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