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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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