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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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