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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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