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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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