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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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