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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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