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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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