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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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