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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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