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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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