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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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