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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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