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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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