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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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