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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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