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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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