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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed him, he was depressed.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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