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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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