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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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