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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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