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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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