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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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