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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call a place where crows drink beer?

A crow bar.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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