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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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