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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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