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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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