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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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