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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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