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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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