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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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