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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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