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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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