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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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