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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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