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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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