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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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