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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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