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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did the tight-rope walker wear warm shoes?

He was concerned about getting cold feet.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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