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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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