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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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