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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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