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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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