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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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