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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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