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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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