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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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