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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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