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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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