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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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