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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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