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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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