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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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