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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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