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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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