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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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