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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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