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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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