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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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