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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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