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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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