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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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