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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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