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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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