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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What type of mystic has a positive view of the future?

An opti-mystic.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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