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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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