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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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