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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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