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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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