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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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