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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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