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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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