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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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