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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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