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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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