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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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