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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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