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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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