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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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