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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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