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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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