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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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