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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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