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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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