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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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