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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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