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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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