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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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