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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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