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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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