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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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