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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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