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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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