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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What happened to the people of the Nile at the Red Sea?

They were a-Nile-ated.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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