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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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