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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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