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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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