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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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