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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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