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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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