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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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