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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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