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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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