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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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