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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What grammar is similar to regretting the past and worrying about the future?

Past tense and future tense.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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