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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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