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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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