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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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