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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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