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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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