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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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