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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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