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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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