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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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