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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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