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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What is this?

The leaning tower of pizza.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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