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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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