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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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