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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What 3 letters do you have to be very cautious and wary of?

NME

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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