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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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