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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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