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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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