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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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