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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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