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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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