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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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