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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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