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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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