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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What do you call a pencil too short to sharpen anymore?

A point of no return.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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