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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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