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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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