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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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