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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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