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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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