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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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