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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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