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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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