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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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