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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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