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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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