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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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