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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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