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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What has four wheels and flies.

A garbage truck.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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