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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is a travelogue video about Berkeley called?

You See Berkeley

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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