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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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