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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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