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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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