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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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