Pictures:

What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

2209

If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

1122

What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

714

What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

2342

While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

566

What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

2203

Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

1928

What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

2758

How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

1205

What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

1221

What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

2318

How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

1110