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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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