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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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