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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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