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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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