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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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