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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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