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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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