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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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