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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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