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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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