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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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