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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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