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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Yisro Whale

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