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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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