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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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