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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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