Pictures:

A buoys club.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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