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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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