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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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