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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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