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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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