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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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