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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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