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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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