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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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