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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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