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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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