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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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