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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What does someone say to a friend who he thinks is too optimistic?

You topian!

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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