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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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