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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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