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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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