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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why was Beverly annoyed at the large window?

Because it was a big pane.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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