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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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