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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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