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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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