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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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