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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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