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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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