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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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