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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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