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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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