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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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