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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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