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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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