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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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