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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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