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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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