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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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