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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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