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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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