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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What did the football player say when he punted the ball by mistake?

No punt intended.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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