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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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