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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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