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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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