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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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