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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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