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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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