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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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