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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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