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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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