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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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