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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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