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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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