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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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