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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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