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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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