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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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