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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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