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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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