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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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