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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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