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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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