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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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