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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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