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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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