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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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