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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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