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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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