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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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