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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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