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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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