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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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