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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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