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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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