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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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