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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

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