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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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