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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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