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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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