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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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