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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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