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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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