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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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