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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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