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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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