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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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