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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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