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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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