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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Yisro Whale

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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