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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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