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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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