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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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