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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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