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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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