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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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