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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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