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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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