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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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