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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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