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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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