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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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