Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

2239
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

3016
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

439
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

159
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

2342
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

179
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

2056
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

345
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

3151
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

700
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

3285
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

1401