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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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