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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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