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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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