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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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