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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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