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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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