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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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