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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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