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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What was the plastic's response when the steel suggested that they get together?

I'm flexible.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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