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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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