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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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