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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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