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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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