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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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