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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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