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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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