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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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