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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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