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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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