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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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