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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What is a long document written by a lawyer called?

A brief.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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