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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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