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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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