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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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