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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What did the new doctor say to the retiring doctor whose practice he bought?

Thanks for your patients.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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