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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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