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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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