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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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