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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why was Jim hesitant about becoming a patient in a mental hosptial?

He wasn't really committed.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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