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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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