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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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