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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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