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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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