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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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