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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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