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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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