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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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