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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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