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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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