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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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