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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What is it called when someone is anxious about the future?

Future tense.

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