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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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