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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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