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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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