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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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