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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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