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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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