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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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