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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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