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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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