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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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How we do know that the thumb is the strongest finger?

It's a rule of thumb.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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