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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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