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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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