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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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