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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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