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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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