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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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What are batteries called when they no longer work?

Badderies

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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