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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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