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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What is a company that rents DAF trucks by the day called?

Daf Yomi.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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