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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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