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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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