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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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