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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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