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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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