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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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