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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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