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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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