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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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