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What do you call skinny chickens?

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Paltry poultry.

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Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

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She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

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Out of the box thinking.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

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It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the plural of plea?

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Please.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

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Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

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Keep your mouth shut.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

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Bee that as it May.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

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The com before the storm.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

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You are THE wurst.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

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The Finnish.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

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She drove on the the expressway.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

Why did Betty put things on the kitchen scale at 1pm for 9 hours?

She wanted to measure them on a scale from 1 to 10.

What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

What is the plural of plea?

Please.

What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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