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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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