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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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