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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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