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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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