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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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