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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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