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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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