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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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