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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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