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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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