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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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