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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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