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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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