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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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