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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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