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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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