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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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