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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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