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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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