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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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