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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How do we know that only taking doesn't make relationships last?

"To get" plus 'to get" equals forget.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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