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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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