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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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To learn about choosing language for signs, what should you study?

Sign language.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

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