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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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