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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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