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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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