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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you say when something valuable falls into a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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