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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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