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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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