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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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