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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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