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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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