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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did the genie go to a psycho-therapist?

Because he felt all bottled-up.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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