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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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