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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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