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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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