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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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