Pictures:

What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

652

How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

2154

How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

3137

What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

87

How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

325

What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

1974

Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

1590

What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

2343

What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

1891

What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

2569

What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

1690

Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

2014