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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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