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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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