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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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