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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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