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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What's another name for sharks?

Vicious fishes.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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