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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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