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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What kind of sea does not tell the truth?

Hypocra-sea.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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