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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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