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What are 3 trees called?

A tree-some.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did the vegetarians react when Melinda offered to bring sweet and sour chicken to the party?

They said, keep your two scents out of it.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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