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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What should you take when you feel stressed?

Take a break, and take it easy.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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