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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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