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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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