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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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