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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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In a polarized society, what is the result of discussions between people with opposite views?

What is discussed results in disgust.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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