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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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