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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Do clothes hanging out to dry use the internet?

Yes, they're online.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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