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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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How do you describe a fish when it does things very well?

A fish in sea.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did Bill's hitch-hiking trip go when nobody gave him a ride?

It went without a hitch.

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