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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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