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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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