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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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