Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

661
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

359
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

601
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

400
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

1888
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

408
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

3016
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do forests and clocks have in common?

Ticks.

3299
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

2127
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

2067
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

468
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

700