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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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