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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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