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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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