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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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