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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Yisro Whale

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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