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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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Why did Betty need to call the dry cleaner where she had left her clothes?

She had a pressing question.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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