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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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