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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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