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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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