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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How did Jack refer to the current day when he finished work?

He called it a day.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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