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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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