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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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