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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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