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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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