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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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