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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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