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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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