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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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