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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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