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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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