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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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