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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What does a hiker sleep on?

A nap-sack.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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