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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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