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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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