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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why wasn't the company making money?

Its strategy made no cents.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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