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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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