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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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