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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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