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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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