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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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