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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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