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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Jim always set a limit in his mind before bidding at an auction?

He thought that otherwise it might become morbid.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why did the prisoner break out of jail?

Because he couldn't finish a sentence.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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