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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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