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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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