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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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