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What's a good name for a fish restaurant?

Salmon Enchanted Evening.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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