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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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When Sam and Martha Gunn had a boy, what was he like?

He was a son of Gunn.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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