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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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