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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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