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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is something that causes anger called?

A precursor.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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