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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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