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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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