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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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