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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Martha not appreciate her beautiful kitchen counters?

She took it for granite.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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