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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Yisro Whale

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What is a walking cane called that helps a person walk very quickly?

A hurry cane.

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