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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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