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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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