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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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