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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What did Bill do when his hands were dirty?

He took them to a hand laundry.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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