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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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