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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What kind of angle has the most confidence?

A right angle.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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