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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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