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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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