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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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