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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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