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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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