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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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