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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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