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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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