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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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