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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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