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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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