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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do lawyers do?

They insert and remove claws in clauses.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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