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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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