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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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