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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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