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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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