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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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