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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Where do shoes go to get stronger?

Boot camp.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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