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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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