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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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