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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What did the chiropracter say to his patient?

When I'm done, your right back will be right back.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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