Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

2338
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

2910
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

473
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

2639
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

1669
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

536
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

1882
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

2047
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

2292
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

1329
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

3277
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

2498