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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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