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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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