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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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