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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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