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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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