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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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