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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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