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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What do great track stars and confused people have in common?

They run around in circles.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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