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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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If the color of the White house is white, what is the color of a green house?

A greenhouse is transparent because its walls are made of glass.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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