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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What's the motto of a clothing maker that encourages young men to wear vests?

Go vest, young man, go vest.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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