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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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