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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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