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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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