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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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