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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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How do we know that this mother duck is popular?

She has a big following.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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