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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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What construction machine is named after a bird?

The crane.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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