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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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