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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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