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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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