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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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How is are parameter lists similar to farmers?

They can have many fields.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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