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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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