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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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