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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What vegetable is like a group that asks permission?

Let us.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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