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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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