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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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Why is Ilan Musk very interested in learning about people who live in marshes?

Because they are marshans.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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