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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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