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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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