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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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