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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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