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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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