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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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