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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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