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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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