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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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How did Linda react when she saw that her bank balance started with a minus sign?

She thought it was a bad sign.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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