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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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