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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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