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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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