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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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