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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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