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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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