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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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