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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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