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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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