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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is the relationship between 'running out OF' and running out TO'?

When you run out OF supplies, you run out TO the store.

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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