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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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