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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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