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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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