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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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