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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why are ticks in Rome full of love?

Because they are romantics.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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