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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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