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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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When the camp went camping, what did they call the group that got splinters?

The splinter group.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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Where are the remnants of Noah's Ark kept?

In the Arkive.

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