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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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