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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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