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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Katz feel when they went out with her 8 kids?

They felt like she was herding Katz.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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