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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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