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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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