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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What is the plan called where you make sure that you do something productive every single hour of the day?

Hour power.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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