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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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