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What do you call two siblings that are sleeping next to each other?

Nap Kins

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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