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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What phrase suggests that we should research potential marriage partners?

Check mate.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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