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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What do you call someone who is very good at finding things?

Pro found.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Jones feel about their tax bill?

They felt under attacks.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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