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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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