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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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