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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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After flowers and berries fuse into a pineapple, why can't they do it a second time?

Because then they would refuse.

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