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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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