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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether to vote Republican or Democrat?

If the elephant was relevant.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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