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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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