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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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