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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How do you describe the relationship between an Orthopedist and his patient?

A joint venture.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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