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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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When you forget to take something on a vacation, what is that called?

A mis-take.

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What is this?

A buoys club.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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How is a clean shirt similar to a completely full parking lot?

They are both spotless.

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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