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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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