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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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