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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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Did Sodom and Gomorrah deserve their punishment?

Moral less.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why was Benjy, who was quite large, like a clock?

His nickname was Big Ben.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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Why did the former English teacher, when he became Mayor, advocate a tax on all sinful behavior?

He was an expert about syntax.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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