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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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