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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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