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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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