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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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