Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

2210
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

3105
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

1916
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

1243
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

1831
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

2999
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

678
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

2399
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

46
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

998
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

357
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

2538