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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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What involves sound, but is silent?

A sound sleep.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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