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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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