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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How do you describe the protesters living in tents in front of City Hall?

A tent city in a tense city.

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