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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is the clue that tells you that being cynical is not a good attitude?

The word cynical begins with the word 'sin'.

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