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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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