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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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What is a word that describes things that are VERY natural?

Super-natural.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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