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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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