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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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