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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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If a scientist no longer finds a theory as 'testable', how does he now regard it?

He now regards it as 'de-testable'.

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