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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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