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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is someone called who puts up gates in alleys?

Alley gater.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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