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Why did Sam wear waterproof shoes to work?

It was a new job, and he was getting his feet wet.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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