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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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