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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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After his cold, why did Phil feel like a pony?

Becauses he was a little hoarse.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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