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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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