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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What kind of suit do you go into the water wearing?

A bathing suit.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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