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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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