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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What is similar between a thief and shoes to run in?

They are both sneakers.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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