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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

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He made no bones about it.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

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He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

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They both have scales.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

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A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

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You're a pain in the rear end.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

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Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

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He had to get his act together.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

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Back-teria.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

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He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

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Free Will.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

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It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is one level below first class?

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Kindergarten.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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