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How did Jim feel when he found he loved working at the call center, talking to interesting people all day?

He felt that he had found his calling.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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