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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What con-man conquered a large part of Asia?

Genghis Con

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