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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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What do you call someone who drives and flies a car-plane?

An auto-pilot.

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What do geese and cars have in common?

They both honk.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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