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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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