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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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