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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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How can we know when someone is ready for dating?

When their dating resume is UP TO DATE!

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What song is encouraging to the letter C?

Oh say can you C?

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