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What do you call a delicatessen in a mental hospital?

A psycho deli.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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When do you want to be put down?

When making an appointment.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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Whenever Emily had an appointment, what was her hope?

That it wouldn't be a dis-appointment.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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