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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why didn't the two gangs have their scheduled showdown?

Because one gang didn't show up.

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How did Beth feel when Harry kept asking her out?

She felt harried.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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