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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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How can you help people who are suspicious?

Change the first letter of suspicious from S to A, to make it auspicious.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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