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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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Why did Fred dislike his job using a drill-press?

He found it very boring.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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