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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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