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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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