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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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