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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why doesn't Clark Kent become Superman anymore?

He can't find a telephone booth.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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