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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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