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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tune a fish.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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