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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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