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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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