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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What is a machine called that helps bulls go to sleep?

A bull dozer.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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