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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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