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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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