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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What does a lumber mill have in common with a computer?

They both have logs.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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