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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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