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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What skill did Noah use to build the ark?

Ark-itecture.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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