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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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