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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why is 8 followed by 9?

Because if you're offered food after you ate, you say: Nein.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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