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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Why did Lisa buy things with pennies?

When she bought things, she wanted to use common cents.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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