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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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