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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why didn't Martha mind that she had a run in her stockings?

She figured it didn't really matter in the long run.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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