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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why did Bill use AI on his iPhone to get advice about his health?

He figured, 'An Apple a day keeps the doctor away'.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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