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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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