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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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