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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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