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How did the teacher feel when he realized that no one was paying attention to him?

He felt like he was the chairman of the bored.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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