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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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