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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you say when you look at the ocean after a long time away?

Long time no sea.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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How did the lawyers refer to the case of the pillow company being sued?

The pillow case.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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