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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What 3 letters do you say when you realize something?

OIC

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What paragraph does Ron Desantis add to every contract?

A DeSantis clause.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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