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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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