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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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