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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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Why was Beverly confused when she got sick?

She caught a cold, and had a fever.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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