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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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What is the motto of people who keep to a strict budget?

We have a budget, and we won't let it budge.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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