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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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