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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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