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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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