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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What does a popular website have in common with a highway at rush hour?

They both have a lot of traffic.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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