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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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