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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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