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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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