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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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