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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is something you can take when you are tired?

A nap.

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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