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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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