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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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