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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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