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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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What type of granite is always red?

A pomegranate.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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