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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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Where does a mountain hiker sleep?

On bedrock.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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