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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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How did Matteo feel about being a soccer fan?

It was fan-tastic.

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What is it called when someone corrects a Morse code message they regretted sending?

Re-Morse.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How did Bill feel when none of the off-switches for the lights worked?

He felt that they were all up-settings.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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