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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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