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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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