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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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