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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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