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What is similar between slamming on the car brakes and baseball?

They both have a short stop.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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