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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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