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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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