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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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