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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What do you call memories of stressfull times?

Past tense.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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