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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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