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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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Why didn't Beverly believe anything written on the humidifier?

Because it was full of hot air.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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