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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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