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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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