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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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