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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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