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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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