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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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How did the Teddy Bear feel after dinner?

It felt stuffed.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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