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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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