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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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When we admit our sins, why should we feel a sense of regret?

It's the price of admission.

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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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