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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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