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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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