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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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