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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What kind of tea decreases a person's intelligence?

Stupida tea.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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