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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did the Ukraine respond when Russia invaded in 2022?

"You can't rush in!"

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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