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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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When you pay a therapist for a session, what does the therapist expect back?

Change.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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