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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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