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If a staircase gave birth to a boy, what would it be?

A stepson.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why is the Pillsbury doughboy a hippie?

He's a flour child.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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