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What kind of thinking do you need to eat Cracker Jack?

Out of the box thinking.

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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What letter in the alphabet has the highest level of curiosity?

Y

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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