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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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