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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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How are governments sometimes similar to sunglasses?

Both of them can be polarized.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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