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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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