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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why did Beverly avoid bidding too much at auctions?

She thought it might be considered morbid.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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