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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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