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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a walk, a break, a nap, a rest, a vacation, or a deep breath.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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