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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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