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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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'Mer' in French means the sea. Why didn't Jules want to visit the sea at night?

That would be a night mer.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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