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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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