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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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