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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What kind of cats are good at imitating?

Copy cats.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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