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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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