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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What did Bill say when he found out that his hotel reservation was upgraded to 2 connecting rooms?

How suite it is!

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Why is moving from one house to another like fighting?

Because it involves boxing.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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