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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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