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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What does a snake say when it bites?

Don't take it poisonally.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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