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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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What is common with the words Human and Humor?

They both begin with a focus on the word 'You'.

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What is the difference between being united and being untied.

Getting 'it' backwards.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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