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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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