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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Why did the husband and wife feel very close to each other?

Because she was only one 'meet her' away.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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