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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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Why did the caveman knock rocks together?

To make rock music.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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