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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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