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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What did Emily do when all the potato chips fell on the floor?

She let the chips fall where they may.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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