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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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