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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What are thick paper cups called when they are cold?

Hot cups.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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