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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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How can you hold air?

By holding your breath.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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