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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What special character is similar to having doubts about communism?

Question Marx.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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