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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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