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What kind of tonic is very boring?

Monotonic.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What's the advantage of buying eye glasses with frames colored by Rose Jones?

You can see through Rose-colored glasses.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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