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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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What is the thinnest coat?

A coat of paint.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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