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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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