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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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