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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why was Bill tired driving to New York over the George Washington Bridge?

It took its toll.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Yisro Whale

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What are the best schools to learn about intravenous feeding?

The IV league schools.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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