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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What is a partnership of 2 doctors called?

A pair-a-dox.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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