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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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What do spiders and Google have in common?

They use the web.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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