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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is a very small phone called?

A micro phone.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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