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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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