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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is the heaviest Chinese soup?

One Ton soup.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

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