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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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