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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did Max pay a lot of money for a bed?

Because it was a bedder bed.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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