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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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