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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why did Terrie Gross's boyfriend find her mysterious?

Because her name was Miss Terrie.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did Bill take sleeping lessons?

He wanted to sleep well.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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