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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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