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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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