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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What did Marty use as a guide to make decisions?

Ascend if sends a good scent and makes sense.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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Why did they hang the criminal?

He was looking for a loophole, and he found one.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do athletes and musicians have in common?

They want to make records.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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