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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What does an orchestra and a destructive mob have in common?

They both have violins.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What three letters are not our friend?

NME

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