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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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