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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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In what direction do people clean?

They clean up.

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Why did Bill avoid using sucking candies?

He didn't want to be considered a sucker.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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