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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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What does life have in common with arithmetic?

It has its pluses and minuses.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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