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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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What is the motto of someone who eats just a little too much?

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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How did Max feel about pulling his old couch to the junkyard?

It was such a drag.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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