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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Jerry avoid taking hot baths?

He tried to avoid things that would get him into hot water.

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What is the most popular being in the sea?

The star fish.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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