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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why is it difficult to build submarines?

Whatever you build is sub-standard.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What are the great-great grandparents of an ant called?

Ant-cestors.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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