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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is a word that describes Thomas Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Brilliant.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What did the seamstress say when she couldn't fix a hole in a sweater?

Oh darn it!

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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How do you convey to somewhat that you think they are special?

You nique.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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