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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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How do you describe an exciting job in advertising?

It's an ad-venture.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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