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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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How did Bill react when he saw graffiti in his school?

He knew that the handwriting was on the wall.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What's a good name for a tanning salon?

Tan Fastic.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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