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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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