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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What is a gun in a hat called?

A cap gun.

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Why did Bill start using AI to help him bet at horse races?

He wanted to be a better bettor.

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