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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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Why did the guy from a poor neighborhood study to be a car mechanic?

He wanted to go from under the hood to under the hood.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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