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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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