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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What happens if a cat falls into vinegar?

It becomes a sourpuss.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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