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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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