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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What did Gil's back say when he returned from a trip?

I'm back.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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