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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What Italian dish is similar to New York City in the summer?

Baked City.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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