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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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