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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What is a drug store called that specializes in drugs from vegetables and fish?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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