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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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What did it prove when the teacher forced the class to write a long essay?

That might makes write.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What did Arnie lose, that made him unable to speak?

He lost his voice.

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What do you call a polygon with thousands of sides?

A balagon ('overly complicated' in Hebrew)

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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