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What can you say about someone who wanted something for a long time?

The longing was long.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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