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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why was Jim happy that after dieting he fit into his old clothes?

He knew that when it comes to dieting, it's survival of the fit-est.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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