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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What do you call a letter Z that doesn't make sense?

Cray-Z.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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What is a good name for a perfume company?

Scent Sational.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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