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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What kind of bee can't make up its mind?

A maybe

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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