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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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