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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What did Joan do after she attached her schedule to a helium balloon?

She didn't know, because her plans were up in the air.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call a family that has generations of restaurants?

A dine-asty.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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