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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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