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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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What is similar between certain blood types and a spelling error?

One is a type-O, and the other is a typo.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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