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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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