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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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