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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What did Arnold like about geometry?

He thought some of the angles were acute.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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