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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Andrea make beautiful drawings?

That's how she drew attention to herself.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What song mentions a fly that looks like a shoe?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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