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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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