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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What is the difference between an elephant and a car?

One has the trunk in the front, and the other has the trunk in the back.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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