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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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