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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What is another name of the dot-com bubble that burst in 2001?

The com before the storm.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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