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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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Are people in a family 'absolute'?

They are 'relative', that's why they are called relatives.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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What is the prettiest angle?

The acute angle.

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What do you call someone who used to be a pert?

An ex-pert.

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What is something that someone catches, that then causes something else to run?

When a person catches a cold, their nose starts to run.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What did the doctor say when his nurse said there was a man in the waiting room who was disappearing?

Tell him I can't see him now.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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