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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is clothing from Italy called?

Italian dressing.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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