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Why was Amanda surprised that this perfume was so expensive?

She was told it was worth a red scent.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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How do you describe a mediocre seamstress?

A so-so sew-sew.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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