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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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