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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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