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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

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The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

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Neigh-bors.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

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Dye it soda.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

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Because it has so many degrees.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

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Keep your mouth shut.

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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

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Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

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Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

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What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

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He was caught red handed.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

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Demmik Rat.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

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He didn't want to be reckless.

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Where is Kuwait?

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Between Iraq and a hard place.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

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Haste makes waist.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

Why did Bill's moving company shake the furniture as they moved it?

Because they wanted to be movers and shakers.

What happened when the paint Jerry took spilled on his hands?

He was caught red handed.

What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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