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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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Why did Beth wonder if her husband had any thoughts in his head?

Because so often she felt that he acted in a way that was thoughtless.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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