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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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How is a person who is looking for parking like Lady Macbeth?

He feels like saying 'Out out damn spot'!

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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