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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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What 2 letters are similar to jealousy?

NV

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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Why didn't Jack like playing Monopoly?

He felt like he was going around in circles.

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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