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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What seeds are named after fathers?

Poppy seeds.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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