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What do you call people who eat in a steak restaurant?

Steak holders.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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What can you say about a person who as an acute sense of smell?

He nose alot.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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