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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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When you add up numbers, and are amazed at the result, what is that called?

Awe sum.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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