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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What can you learn from watching a pear tree grow?

You can learn more about how to pre-pear.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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Does this letter want to wait?

No, it's ready.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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