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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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How did Beverly feel with all the dirty dishes in the sink?

Dish-organized.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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