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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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