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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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