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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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Since the first bay in the city was called Bay A, why did the people love the second bay?

They called it Bay B.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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