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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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