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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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What is considered reasonable at the UN?

Things that are un-reasonable.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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