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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What do you call it when someone is envious of another person's ability to be as flexible as Jello?

Jello-sy.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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