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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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What is this?

B4 before B4.

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