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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What do you call someone who is against hypocrisy?

A faux foe.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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