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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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