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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What's another way of saying that it seems that I have 4 pears?

It appears that I have a pair of a pair of pears.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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What do you call a letter Z that is out of its mind?

Cray-Z.

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