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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What did the law student you liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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