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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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