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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why are all shopping malls very similar?

You see one, you see the mall.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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