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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Is the author the main person who can edit the book they wrote?

Yes, that is the main person who is author eyes'd.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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