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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Bill have trouble falling asleep?

He was afraid of heights.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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How did the veterinarian know that the horse had a cold?

He heard it straight from the horses mouth.

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