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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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What fairy tale is about using puns in rap music?

Rap-pun-zel.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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