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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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How did Bill feel when the day was so busy that he couldn't get any rest?

He felt restless.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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