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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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When Mark got sick and couldn't play trumpet in the school band for a week, what did he do?

The doctor gave him a note that he couldn't play notes.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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