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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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