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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What is the hardest thing about making a sidewalk?

The cement.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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