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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did Jim eat steak when he was investing in companies?

Because he wanted a stake in the companies.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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