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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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What is it called when carpets are dropped out of planes?

Carpet bombing.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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