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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What do they say about the tree that was cut down because it no longer had leaves?

It was absent without leaves.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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