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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Are very cold and very hot temperatures unhealthy?

It's just a matter of degree.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What's high in the middle, and round at both ends?

The word Ohio.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Why was the conductor proud of the orchestra he started?

He was very instrumental in its formation.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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