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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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