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What do you call relatives who are sleeping?

Nap kins.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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When a foreman has a child, what does he become?

A forefather.

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Why did the football player like feeling the backs of geese?

He liked the idea of 'touch down'.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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