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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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Why can't you trust a school system that has no one running the schools?

They have no principles.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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