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What is this?

C to shining C

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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What do dates and apples have it common?

One comes from a palm tree, the other comes from a pomme tree.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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After someone stole Bobby's clothes while he was swimming, did he get home without people seeing him?

Yes, but just barely.

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