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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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