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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What part of an animal allows it to conceal itself?

It's hide.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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