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How do baseball players keep in touch with each other?

They touch base with each other.

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What do these have in common: a fish in the ocean, doing things well, and a small apartment?

They all involve efficiency.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Is there general agreement that people are born with a desire to take whatever they want?

A greed.

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