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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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How did Bob become a carpenter?

He was an apprentice to a carpenter, and that nailed it.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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