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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Why are the Patriot missiles kosher?

Because they have fins and chew their scuds.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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Why did Jeff start rope climbing?

He wanted to learn the ropes.

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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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