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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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