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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What do you call it when the mother and midwife work hard together to give birth to a baby?

A labor union.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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