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How did Angela feel when she saw a rattlesnake in the park?

She felt rattled.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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What happened to the kitchen pot when it's owner found it's lid?

It's now fully recovered.

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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