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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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