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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What bird should learn better manners in terms of how to treat others?

The mockingbird.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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