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What organic compounds are similar to people who like teenagers?

Proteins.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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How is party different than a toy?

When a party winds up it ends, and when a toy winds up it starts.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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