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How would you describe Shakespeare's development as a writer?

It went through many stages.

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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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