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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What are reporters who never retire called?

Permanent press.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Beth wear sneakers when she did the wash?

In case the colors would run.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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