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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why is "libre" the Latin root for both book and liberty'?

It implies that learning makes us free.

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