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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Do military generals have to be excellent administrators?

In general, yes, but you can't generalize.

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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