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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What is the message of a clock with wings?

That time flies.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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