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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What is this?

Yisro Whale

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