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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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