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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What is the difference between an ox and an egg?

The yoke of the ox is outside, the yolk of the egg is inside.

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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To measure the size of a bagel, how much of the bagel do you include?

You include the whole.

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