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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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What was the best advice that Benjamin Franklin ever got?

People told him to go fly a kite.

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Why did Maxine buy the more expensive bed?

It was bedder.

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