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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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