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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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