Pictures:

Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

2346
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

1823
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

1010
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

999
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

365
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

571
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What fish do you find at the bottom of the sea?

Low lifes.

1618
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

2996
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

833
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What piece of clothing is named after the neck of a reptile?

Turtle neck sweater.

1675
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

1203
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

1873