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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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