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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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