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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did Cynthia stop drawing the line on the paper?

Because it was the end of the line.

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How did Elsie the cow feel when she couldn't give milk?

She felt like an udder failure.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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