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Why did Joe, in his new job, feel like the wheels of a car?

He felt tired and under pressure.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What US city has a name similar to this?

Little Rock

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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What did Mrs. Gard call it when she changed her twin babies?

The changing of the Gards.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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