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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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