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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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Why did the painting need to rest?

Because after a long day, it was fading.

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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What kind of arithmetic did Julius Caesar like?

Divide and conquer.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What is an arrangement with UPS, Fedex, or DHL to send a package called?

A package deal.

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Why didn't Arnold answer questions about beans?

Because he didn't know beans about it.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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