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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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Why did Bill make a rocket made of wood-work?

Because he thought it would work.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a piece of pottery in the shape of a duck?

A quack pot.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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Was Anna a vegetarian?

Actually, she was vague on if she was a vegan.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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