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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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