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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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Why did Max fire his accountant?

Because Max told him he wanted the business to be liquid, and the accountant thought he said 'liquidated'.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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