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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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