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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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When you are very tired and need to rest, where should you go?

A rest room.

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Why did the owners of the Secure Hotel change its name?

The guests felt uncomfortable being in Secure.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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When happened when the Brady family's boy couldn't sleep on their trip to Alaska?

It was the land of the midnight son.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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