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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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What's another name for the period leading up to the dot com bubble bursting?

The com before the storm.

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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