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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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