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Why did Alan enjoy reading the novel about a back doctor?

He liked spine novels.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What jail do bad jokes go to?

The pun-itentiary.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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