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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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