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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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What song verses appeal to everyone, and where do they teach this?

Uni-verse, taught in a Uni-verse-ity

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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What is similar between a tile salesman and a lizard?

One is a tile rep, and the other is a reptile.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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Why did Sara like cream cheese with her lox?

It was the key and combination that unlocked the taste of the lox.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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