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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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When Sharon found an old copy of Crime and Punishment, what was she holding?

A dusty Dostoevsky.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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