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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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