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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why didn't Jerry mind if his dog didn't tell the truth when the dog was asleep?

Because he let sleeping dogs lie.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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