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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What US President had the most clothes to clean?

Washington.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What do discount stores and farewell parties have in common?

They have a lot of good buys.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How do you describe that the bark of a tree doesn't taste as good as its fruit?

It's bark is worse than it's bite.

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