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What is this?

Rock and roll.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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