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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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