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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did Bob start a rabbit farm?

He wanted a hare raising experience.

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What do you call a chemical that makes you laugh?

A comical chemical.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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When the teacher said there's no such thing in English as a double positive making a negative, how did a student respond?

Yeah, right.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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How do trees feel in the spring?

After the winter, they felt releaved.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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Why did Andy become a tightrope walker in the circus?

He was told that big money could be made in jobs that are online.

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