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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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Why didn't Bill like raquetball?

He thought it was off-the-wall.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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