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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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What happens to a skunk when its source of smell is removed?

It becomes ex-stinked.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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