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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What letter of the alphabet asks the best questions?

Y

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Why dosn't Andrea like eating old mint candy?

Her one requirement is that they must be in mint condition.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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Why did Alan enjoy exercizing by balancing on balls?

Because it helped him with the ability to be on the ball.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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