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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What does a piece of paper and a soda without fizz have in common?

They are both flat.

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