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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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