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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What is the problem with @, #, %, &, and *?

They think that they are special characters.

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What happens when debt gets out of control?

It debt-inates.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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