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What did Barbie say to Ken?

You're a doll.

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What was the nickname of 10 year old Beth who was always getting into trouble?

Miss Cheevous

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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