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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Bob put some salt on everything he ate?

He was told to take everything with a grain of salt.

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What does this represent?

Youtube.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What fish is married to an uncle?

Aunt Chovies

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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