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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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