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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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In the race, how did the runner's shoes do?

They were all tied.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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Why did Oliver sit on a ball in his office?

He wanted to show that he was really on the ball.

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Why didn't Bill like going to malls?

He felt that if you see one, you see the mall.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What happened to the lawyer who spent too much time drinking at the bar?

He was dis-barred.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What did Barry say when he saw his neighbor put a muzzle on his dangerous dog?

Muzzle Tov!

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