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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What was Pandora guilty of?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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On what floor of a building do workers grind wheat into flour?

The ground floor.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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