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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Bill take music stands from other places, and put them in his house?

When he felt strongly about something, he felt he needed to take a stand.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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How do you describe a doctor that is against nasal sprays?

He's anti anti-histamines.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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