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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Why are lawyers happy?

Because they're always dealing with parties.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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Why were the vegetables upset when Marty put salt on them?

They felt assaulted.

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