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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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