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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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When do you tell people what they are?

When you tell them, 'You are welcome'.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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