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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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