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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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How would you describe this?

Spring is in the air.

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How do you describe someone who is scared about a plane he is about to get on?

He has reservations about the reservation.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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What part of the day does not have an odd amount of Ning?

The Even Ning.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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Why did the union leader start ironing his shirt?

Because he didn't want to strike until the iron was hot.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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