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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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How did Jill feel about finding the last missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle?

She felt it was her master piece.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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