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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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Why are the internal parts of a person called organs?

Because they are very organized.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What time do people go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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