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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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When Emily was on a diet, what were the slowest days?

The fast days.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What is the plural of plea?

Please.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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