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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What vegetable should diplomats learn all about?

Peas.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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How does this picture encourage us?

It reminds us that: 'I can'.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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