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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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