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What are building blocks made from sim cards called?

Sim City.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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