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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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What type of log is slow and delayed?

The back-log.

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Why did Max pick up his glass of wine?

He wanted to lift his spirits.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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How did Jeff feel when his favorite porpoise in the aquarium was very sick?

He felt like he no longer had a porpoise.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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